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But you know you're not allowed to be here. Why ain't I? I'm just buying people's groceries. I know, man. You're not allowed in any Walmart. Well, actually, the police officer said that isn't true, though. That's not what the police have to say about it. And the store manager said I could be in here. I just spoke to her. You spoke to her. Do you know who I am? Mm-hmm. Do you want me to leave? No. Okay. You sure? I don't want no problems. Thank you. She's not the store manager. Well, she said she was the highest one in charge right now. And I said, can I buy people's groceries, bud? And she said, yeah. I'm just helping people. It's hard out here. I understand. I understand. I just don't know where I'm going to go. Walmart is where the people need me. Target don't need me, man. They got money. I understand. You know? I'll leave. You want me to leave? I'll leave. I don't want no trouble. Well, it's like, it puts me in a spot because. Yeah. Yeah. Is that my served? I've been served. Oh, I thought you were going to serve me. No, no. Something else. Well, can I bribe you? I'm a clown. I wouldn't do that. I'm going to leave, man. I'm going to head out. I don't want no trouble. Like I said, the store manager is here. She probably has no idea what's going on. Well I going to take it to the Supreme Court I mean that the Columbus police has no right to say any of that Well let work together Can you get me back in I mean, hey, how are you going? This is something that you would have to do. Okay. But could you help? I mean, I can't do the paperwork. Okay. This is private property. Well, I don't want no problems. I'll leave. I'm heading out. It's not up to me to make that corporate call. That's all right. It's okay. I'm out of here. I'm going to buy it. I'm going to buy it. I'm going to... And I'm going to let you keep your job, too, after I buy it. Okay. Because that's the kind of guy I am. I understand. I love you, bud. Hey, thanks for doing your job. Yeah, thank you, bud. I threw a strike. Love you, buddy. Thanks for being kind. You got a dollar review. Hey, love you. I'm leaving, man. I got to go. We got to follow the policies. Yeah, I know. Thank you, man. Yeah. There's some policies that we don't agree. I know. I know. I see other creators doing things. Yeah. I love Walmart. I want to be in here. I mean, one day my products are going to be in here and it's going to be weird that they're selling me, but I can't come in here. Yeah. Yeah, I don't I don't want no trouble, brother. I think I'm going to buy it. I'm going to just buy it. Love you guys. Yeah.