WIFE: So, are you finally going to tell me what's going on between you and that woman? HUSBAND: What woman? What are you talking about? WIFE: Don't play innocent with me! I've heard everything. You've been sneaking around with someone in this family! HUSBAND: Baby, calm down. I can explain. WIFE: Explain what? That you've been cheating on your own wife with my sibling? Have you completely lost your mind? HUSBAND: Wait a minute! I thought it was you! WIFE: Excuse me?! HUSBAND: I swear! She looks exactly like you. Same face, same hair, same everything. I honestly thought I was with my wife! WIFE: (Slaps him) YOU FOOL! THAT'S MY BROTHER! HUSBAND: (Stands there in shock, still holding his towel.) WIFE: Yes! MY BROTHER! What exactly were you thinking?! HUSBAND: (Pauses, looks confused, then suddenly realises.) Ohhh… that explains the c*ck! WIFE: WHAT?! HUSBAND: Nothing, darling. I think I need to leave this house immediately! WIFE: LEAVE?! YOU BETTER START PACKING!